The numbers from 1 to 40 in order of preference – at the moment – from my least favourite to my most favourite: (40) 28 (39) 30 (38) 31 (37) 26 (36) 40 (35) 23 (34) 32 (33) 29 (32) 17 (31) 20 (30) 16 (29) 15 (28) 10 (27) 38 (26) 37 (25) 18…
Year: 2016
Banana Pop
I love the preciousness of a banana Pop The ease of destruction Goodbye young friend Pop Once you’re peeled your fate is sealed Oh never mind oh never mind Pop It’s just a banana banana banana I like to make them wait until they Pop They make my day complete The ease of destruction Pop
Things I’ve Seen Today
A long hair growing out of my tongue which proved I had bat DNA. A distinct abundance of hammers. The concept of puddle therapy. Colin, out and about collecting adjectives. Desperate men at the end of their staple supply. Hardly a miracle. Simon finding a badge that made him think of Grandfather. The man who…
Will Not Forsake You, Oh Banana
Banana is a lovely thing to put inside your pocket. Yesterday I did just that and, believe me, it was so great. I went to a place where bananas cannot be bought easily. And I was the only person there with a banana – lucky me! Go to places far and wide and take with…
36 is better than 25
It’s hard, so hard, so hard not to compare birthdays, but my beloved has already provided me with my best two. Even better than that epic night of my 25th with Professor Trosser – the birthdays expert – and all the squirrels running about the radio studio. And now I am at my favourite age,…