Welcome to Nice Adventures Productions Dotnet – home to the salacious writings, audacious sounds, and splendiferous crapworks of British person Jake Wyatt.
Hi folks. That’s me, clasping an early draft of The Nice Adventures of Derek the Homosexual Gerbil, a novel I have been honing and coming to terms with since 1993.
While that’s still cooking, you might like to peruse other stuff I’ve been generating…
My earliest works of good art and writing are collated in this lovely page: This is Picture.
For the first half of the 2000s, I was busy making ridiculous comedy sketches for community radio in South Wales, which I then spent the second half of the 2000s curating into a couple of albums.
Here’s a link to divulge more about that, and to try and tempt you to listen to me singing and playing the guitar, my passion of the early 2010s…
My work is a kind of poetry; poetry, kind of. This never came closer to being epitomised than through my long-term devotion to Banana…
Dribbled my banana on my dribbling pad. Happy for a while then a while of sad. Know that this won’t do but it does and did. Habit of a lifetime much exhibited. Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble. Oh.
Very musical. And speaking of musical, here is my very special Tribute to Red Dwarf…
Meanwhile, I collect birthdays, and here is why…
Every few years I remember how much I like creating 3D photographs, and do a small batch, and then forget again. Here’s some of my best…
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